Monday, November 24, 2014

Dogtown Memories Part 5

DOGTOWN  U.S.A.
Well unless you’re dead or have been on vacation, then you know what I’m talking about. This is a club campaign with a difference, you get to run your own business and act as part of town’s future direction. Shoot your way out off trouble or into it. What you put into it you’ll get out it. Remember that everything you do does have bearings on the town and the people in it.

The idea is to supply your own figure if you can or one will be given for use. If you want a family then you will need to supply them yourself. On any club day at high noon it is open season in Dogtown. It means that if somebody puts his figure on the table then you can place yours too and get involved or decide to look the other way . Between club weeks your income will be worked out and posted on the net and in Snake Eyes as well.  It is up to you to think of ways to improve your business as well as pay back the loan. The life of Dogtown depends upon the people who are in it.

The beef Baron is the man who has given you your chance to start out fresh. You will need to remember that. Beware that the dangers are there and you will need to stick together as a town. Could be Indian’s or Mexican’s or Outlaws or whatever, are you ready? Don’t forget the natural disasters like the diseases, twisters or fire. Anyhow I’m sure I’ll see you down Main Street in Dogtown U.S.A.

May your gun never jam
Beef Baron

The Dogtown Gazette and Town plan are located a little later in this publication.

Dogtown Rumours

The Dogtown Cemetry to be named after the famous Kunde Poney Express Riders, of whom all are to be buried there.  Or so it is said.

The content rancher John Cartwright of the Lazy K Ranch is hiring hands for his ranch.  Honest, hard working individuals need only apply.  Can’t see too many of them being found in Dogtown.  Can you?

Dogtown Deputy seen expressing his concern to the Mayor of Dogtown by cleaning the Mayors boots with his tongue.  Apparently a new Sheriff will be appointed shortly.  Guess who!

Fr Liam the town priest is to be shot shortly by clergy of a competing faith.  Rumours of a religious war are spreading, as are the rumours of another civil war erupting.

Seadog or is that Riverdog Johno Rossco has been seen looking over the plans for a paddle steamer for Dogtown.  The Mayor has been seen looking perplexed as he looks for water sources on his map.

Don’t worry Mr Mayor, apparently a Devil is about to bring about an apocalyptic deluge of rain that will solve the problem, as well as the population of Dogtown?

The Undertaker has been seen leaving his abode late each evening and returning just before dawn.  Whereabouts during these hours are unknown.  A Lady in Black is rumoured to have business arrangements not known to the rest of the family.  Wife not happy, perhaps looking for a better citizen to be husband and new Undertaker?

The Chinese laundry said to be a hoax.  Person involved in scheme talks like Benny Hill when pretending to be Chinese man.  Don’t be fooled by cheep substitutes, look for the real thing.  Large number of coolies seen heading this way with the approaching railway.  They don’t all seem to be very happy.

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